Mean and sarcastic......
Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could. (YR stands for Your Response.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: as cute as my armpit.
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR: Yup, among the apes.
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: we like your money...
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
YR: so?.....
5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: Ohhhh photo albums?...Everyone in Malaysia has atleast 1...
If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: who are you again?...
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: sorry, I was measuring how thick your make up is.....
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: I know. I'm too good for you.
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Oh oh don't get me wrong... I was looking for a security guard and you look meaner than a dog.
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: How can you do that?...they already hate you...
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: only if you're the last woman on earth and you put a pistol on my head.
2) May I have your cell phone? Please please please?
YR: Oh oh You must got it wrong...I'm not a gigolo....
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR: you should drug me then beat me to a pulp before you ask...
4) What do you like about me?
YR: is there anything to like?
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: I am sober right now....
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Ohhh excuse me....were you calling your girlfriend?
2) You smell like shit!
YR: Shit smells like roses compared to you....
3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: can you speak in human language I don't understand pig's language...
4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: Your feet are not that long to kick me on the winning stage....
If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: I love me too...
2) I know you still love me!
YR: delusional....
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby.
YR: I don't want to make mistake twice...It was the happiest time when we broke off..I thought I was dead and went to heaven.
4) Please call me...
YR: My phone can't dial your number......
5) The break up hurt me so much.
YR: Not for me....I love it....
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: I know...
2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: Poor you...look what it have done to you....
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: REALLY!!!!!...WOW!!!! I don't care.....
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy.
YR: here take this (10cent) ...shooshhh go away....
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Done.
Ooooooo its not that easy...now I know its not easy to throw sarcasm.....if this is a test, i think i failed.....
ohhh yeah if anyone wants to be tag then just tag yourself and do it..I like to read what you can come out with......
Comments
I had fun reading this, and I think u are quite sarcastic.. maybe I'll do this tag one day.. and if I do, I'll inform u ya?.. (^^,)
Syahir darksyde : Maybe U shud try too....I bet u can come out with something better.....
but I think I wasn't mean and sarcastic enough.. lol!
Maybe u guys shud tri it too...can be fun.....