I'm Mr.Nobody. Have nothing to offer. I don't have good looks that you can adore. No muscular body you can touch. My hair is balding. Pot belly is showing. Smoke cigarettes non-stop. Not the slightest romantic. No brain. An idiot with ego showing like I know everything. No wealth and have debts. Not handy for carpentry or any house maintenance. Ugly handwriting. A coward. Too laidback. Not pious enough to lead you to heaven. Don't know how to play any music instruments. Can't sing to a tempo. No fashion sense. I don't exercise regularly. Not good in any sports. Don't read anything good anymore. Foul mouth. Lazy. Can't cook a proper meal. Can't dance. Like to sleep but not at the right time. Cheapskate but sometimes a shopaholic. Hmmmmm..... I'm not Mr.Nobody. I'm Mr.Terrible.